DEATH TO FALSE GAMING.
Wii and DS rule the annual E3 in LA.
Holy revelations:
For Wii:
-New Animal Crossing
-New Dragon Quest
-New FF Crystal Chronicles Wii
-New Fire Emblem
-Metroid Corruption
-New Resident Evil
-Super Mario Galaxy
-New Super Monkey Ball
-New Super Smash Bros.
-New Trauma Center
-Zelda TP
-New Wario Ware
For DS:
-Zelda PH
-New Phoenix Wright
-New Starfox
-New Tenchu
-FF III 3d remake
-FF Crystal Chronicles DS
-Diddy Kong Racing
(N64 port by RARE, owned by Micro$oft).
For GC:
-Zelda TP
-Super Paper Mario
-A DK racing game you control with the bongos.
Also:
-Queues for a Wii were about 4 hours, breaking all E3 records and forcing N to close them.
-Wii will be online 24 hrs and go in sleep mode when unused but will keep on downloading content.
-Old, glorious N games (+MD and PC Engine)can be downloaded for cheap and stored on 512M flash memory or additional SD cards.
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Miyamoto and Iwata were seen playing tennis on a Wii in public but apparently Reggie Fils-Aime joined in and kicked their ass and took their names.
Sony revealed:
-After bad reactions at the banana joypad shown last year, the shape of the ole PS joypad will be kept but a Guide button stolen from the 360 and a tilt feature stolen from an old Kirby game for the Game Boy will be added.
-The PS3 will keep the Spiderman logo.
-About 7 ports were taken off the back of the console.
-Will cost 600$.
(500Euro/400£)
-ALL games will be sequels apart from Heavenly Sword, for which at least one sequel is already in development.
-MGS4 could have been made on the 360.
-Predicted people will buy a Wii and a PS3.
Micro$oft revealed:
-Halo 3 and Fable 2.
-Lots of FPSs that you can download for PC.
-Predicted people will buy a Wii and a 360.
This is the Unholy Temple of the Strange Aeons Industries, namely Aeonzero (the Webmaster) and other wicked characters. Born in the mid-90's as Strange Aeons Graphics, a graphic design project that was unfortunately cut short due to several problems in the artists' personal lives at the time.
The name was taken from an extract of the Al Azif, or Necronomicon, which reads:
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
yet, within strange aeons, even death may die...
After a much-needed relocation to the decay capital of the world, London, UK, the project was reborn as its actual putrid reincarnation, the Strange Aeons Industries London.
The driving force behind it is the exploitation of Darkness by any artistic mean, be it graphics & painting, short movies, music (Strange Aeons was born as a dark/ritual ambient project about a decade before the american teeny rock band that goes by the same name, we also suggest they rename their band to something more apt to their style, Common Afternoons and Rather Ordinary Days spring to mind), poetry and Flash/Director made games.
SA's creations are affected by Black Magic and the Dark Arts, underground and obscure music, culture and literature and hardcore/retro gaming geekiness.
Please forgive us if creation at the moment is not as rife as it should be, as much of the webmaster's time is taken
by his next-gen testing job, which he loves indeed (by the way please mind that no part of said next-gen testing is discussed on this site by any means whatsoever).
New content is constantly uploaded though, so please come back now and then to check for updates.
We are also always looking for warped but bright individuals for any kind of collaboration, so if you happen
to be interested, contact us.
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News
1256.Kali Yuga momentarily stops as Nintendo pwns E3 06.
N rules the world once again and if you have a soul you know it can only be
a good thing.2746.Nintendo reveals real Revolution name.
It's WII. AZ is confused and would like to leave now.
2436.HGC section added to the Main page.
No need to browse over a billion sites.
No need to close 197.865.734 pop up windows promising free ipods.
No useless news about shitty EA games about some stupid Amerikan movie.
Only REAL, HARDCORE gaming news.
We do the dirty work for you!
Updated every time something interesting happens in the gaming world.2126.Happy! Zelda 20th.
The best videogame series ever, that gave the world the best games ever, is today turning 20. May this pitiful world see at least another 1000 days like this.
0326.GIF Propaganda section added to Images.
2125.Also thanks to the hard work of someone we know, the Xbox 360 is released in Europe.
1595.The Revolution controller is revealed to the world at the TGS. AZ is happy even though that means no luck for AZ's Multi-Dimensional Controller Prototype.
1395.Super Mario is 20.
0495.Hardcore or Casual? Test 2 (inspired by EDGE Magazine) added to Extras.
2185.Videogame Reviews section added to to Words. Reviews will be added soon.
1285.New Aeon Rising-trial 3.0 added to Games and Hardcore or Casual? Test added to Extras.
0285.Site Summoning worked out, now for the Binding spell..
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-More games
-More Videogame Reviews.
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